What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Dr No

-J W Pepper

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

You Only Live Twice

Is there a stereotype that South Indians are physically strong and muscular compared to other regions of India?

-”Ah so!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

From Russia With Love

Can you tell me a depressing story?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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Moonraker

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

One day, I happened to walk past where my crush was with friends. Then all of a sudden they start laughing, and someone maybe him, goes "freaking (my name) with her freaking hair!" Can anyone offer insights into this? We're in middle school.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s